{"product_id":"copy-of-safety-equipment","title":"Global Safety Equipment","description":"\u003cp\u003eBefore Halloween safety kits included reflective tape, glow sticks, GPS trackers, and an adult escort, Gen X carried one plastic flashlight.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt contained two batteries of completely different ages, produced a faint yellow circle approximately three feet ahead, and went dark every time somebody bumped it. The approved repair method was smacking it against your palm until the light reconsidered its life choices.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne kid carried it for the entire group while everyone else followed through the darkness wearing black costumes and plastic masks with tiny eyeholes. This was considered adequate preparation.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis retro design celebrates the complete Gen X Halloween safety system—simple, unreliable, and probably last used during a power outage.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGEN X HALLOWEEN SAFETY EQUIPMENT\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne Flashlight • Dying Batteries • That’s It\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAdult unisex crewneck T-shirt featuring an original Since5 design. Available sizes and colors are shown in the selection menu. Please review the size guide before ordering.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCARE INSTRUCTIONS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold with similar colors, maximum 30°C \/ 90°F. Do not bleach. Tumble dry on low heat. Iron or steam on low heat. Do not dry clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU CONSUMER RIGHTS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEU customers benefit from a minimum two-year legal guarantee for goods that are faulty or do not match their description, starting from delivery. Applicable statutory consumer rights remain unaffected.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":67565483720952,"sku":"29343727436440606808","price":49.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Light Blue","offer_id":67565483753720,"sku":"14748333328305563038","price":49.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":67565483786488,"sku":"22935297557900419780","price":49.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67565483819256,"sku":"79613750227132579467","price":49.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Military Green","offer_id":67565483852024,"sku":"57388365921504330794","price":49.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":67565483884792,"sku":"96917323223707645621","price":49.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":67565483917560,"sku":"11973844230577495060","price":49.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Light Blue","offer_id":67565483950328,"sku":"25548144226914981311","price":49.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":67565483983096,"sku":"19604536183132008407","price":49.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67565484015864,"sku":"24284058132593019044","price":49.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Military Green","offer_id":67565484048632,"sku":"38928053829167831191","price":49.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":67565484081400,"sku":"58691148144798967208","price":49.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":67565484114168,"sku":"28692739336106141288","price":49.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Light Blue","offer_id":67565484146936,"sku":"23851278149089776843","price":49.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":67565484179704,"sku":"11794319377033033133","price":49.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67565484212472,"sku":"31694788315506887096","price":49.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Military Green","offer_id":67565484245240,"sku":"93019227562177315858","price":49.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":67565484278008,"sku":"12998742828970903162","price":49.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":67565484310776,"sku":"21843630016504178742","price":49.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Light Blue","offer_id":67565484343544,"sku":"22870165462008465257","price":49.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":67565484376312,"sku":"52728075786588396311","price":49.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67565484409080,"sku":"14882813471052080517","price":49.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Military Green","offer_id":67565484441848,"sku":"26860359855382469878","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":67565484474616,"sku":"22271565208385751826","price":49.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":67565484507384,"sku":"15195210329916259192","price":52.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Light Blue","offer_id":67565484540152,"sku":"10887797782632116308","price":52.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":67565484572920,"sku":"18775379820419438818","price":52.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67565484605688,"sku":"12568884374988697346","price":52.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Military Green","offer_id":67565484638456,"sku":"33300620430037911640","price":52.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":67565484671224,"sku":"30168104837622607971","price":52.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0844\/1715\/1224\/files\/HFO-SafetyEquipment-MainPage-Natural.png?v=1791654258","url":"https:\/\/since5.store\/products\/copy-of-safety-equipment","provider":"Since5","version":"1.0","type":"link"}