{"product_id":"who-touched-the-thermostat","title":"Who Touched the Thermostat?!","description":"\u003ch3\u003eGen X Location Services\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eBefore phones could track your every movement, Gen X parents used a highly advanced location system known as \u003cstrong\u003estanding on the porch and yelling.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe instructions were simple:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“Stay where I can yell for you.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNo GPS. No family-tracking app. No little blue dot moving across a screen. Our approved roaming area was determined entirely by the strength of Mom’s lungs—and how many houses away we could still hear our name.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf the first name came out, it was time to start heading home. If she added the middle name, you abandoned the bike and ran. And if your full government name echoed across the neighborhood, location services had found you—and consequences were already loading.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear this tee for the generation whose parents didn’t always know exactly where we were. They just knew we were somewhere within screaming distance.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGEN X LOCATION SERVICES\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAccuracy varied. Volume did not.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eDisclaimer\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e- Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e- Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eThe Shirt Details—\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eMade with soft, lightweight ring-spun cotton that feels good all year—whether you’re running errands, avoiding people, or sitting six feet from the television because that was somehow considered normal.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eThe classic unisex fit and crew neckline go with jeans, flannel, hoodies, and whatever else you grabbed off the chair. Our Supplier claims it works for formal and semi-formal occasions. We’ll let you decide how badly you want to test that theory.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eIncludes a pearlized, tear-away label because Gen X already survived enough itchy clothing, plastic Halloween masks, and questionable polyester.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eSolid colors are made with 100% ethically grown and harvested U.S. cotton. Gildan is a member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol, supporting more responsible and sustainable cotton production.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eThe fabric weighs approximately 4.5 oz\/yd² (153 g\/m²), making it lightweight without feeling like one of those paper-thin shirts that gives up after three washes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eCertified by OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 for tested safety and quality—because apparently products receive more supervision than we did.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eFabric blends vary by color:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eHeather colors: 35% ring-spun cotton and 65% polyester\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eSport Grey and Antique colors: 90% cotton and 10% polyester\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eGraphite Heather: 50% ring-spun cotton and 50% polyester\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eComfortable, dependable, and built to last—just like Gen X, except this one comes with quality assurance.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eA Quick Note About the Fit—\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eThis tee has a more fitted shape—not the roomy, boxy cut you grabbed from a big-box store in 1997 and are somehow still wearing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eIt may feel a little snug around our current Gen X bodies. 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