Drug Education
Dark Chocolate / S
$25.25 USD
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Drug Education
$25.25 USD
Description
Somebody rolled a TV into class. Excellent. Math has been canceled by narcotics.
For the next hour, Officer Friendly explained that strangers were lurking around every corner just WAITING to give us free drugs. Free? Chris still owed us 75 cents from October.
Then we practiced “JUST SAY NO!” like the Colombian cartel was recruiting directly from Mrs. Van Buren’s fourth-grade class.
Firm voice. Eye contact. Walk away. There. International drug trafficking defeated before recess.
Meanwhile, Chris was in the back huffing a grape Mr. Sketch marker like he was conducting federally funded research. Nobody noticed until recess.
Purple nostrils. Eyes glassier than the filmstrip projector. Outstanding, Chris. We just spent an hour learning to avoid drugs and you got taken down by school supplies.
We got red ribbons. Chris got escorted to the nurse and released into parental custody.
DRUG EDUCATION
Watch a Film • Just Say No • Check Chris’s Nostrils
Care
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
Design
Our dedication to excellence extends beyond materials; it encompasses the artistry and craftsmanship illustrated in every piece we create.
How Much Personal Space Do You Really Need?
Regular
Your regular size gives you that form-fitting, made-for-you look that shows off your curves. It hugs where it should without acting like cling wrap. Personal, polished, and just fitted enough to remind everyone you’ve still got it.
Relaxed
One size up gives you extra room to move without looking like you borrowed somebody else’s shirt. Perfect for tossing a football, claiming the recliner, or getting comfortable after canceling plans. Relaxed, roomy, and ready for whatever—or absolutely nothing.
Oversized
Two sizes up gives you that intentionally oversized look with room to move, lounge, or disappear for the day. Perfect with leggings, biker shorts, or a little side tuck. Big, comfortable, and committed to doing the least.
Knot It
Go two sizes up for enough extra fabric to tie that cute little waist knot—we’re looking at you, Tiffany. It gives you that polished, shaped look while still pretending you just threw something on.
The Details—Because Apparently We’re Adults
The design got your attention. Here’s everything else you’ll want to know before choosing a size and making it yours.
A Quick Note About The Fit
This tee has a more fitted shape—not the roomy, boxy cut you grabbed from a big-box store in 1997 and are somehow still wearing.
It may feel a little snug around our current Gen X bodies. You know—the ones that survived four decades, several fashion disasters, and the complete betrayal of our metabolism.
Want a closer fit? Order your usual size.
Want a little breathing room? Go up one size.
Want it loose or oversized? Go up two sizes.
Want to tie a knot in the side? Go up two sizes so you have enough fabric.
Looking at you, Tiffany. We know you’re still gonna do it.
Check the size chart before ordering. The size on the tag is just a number—but unfortunately, the measurements brought receipts.This tee has a more fitted shape—not the roomy, boxy cut you grabbed from a big-box store in 1997 and are somehow still wearing.
It may feel a little snug around our current Gen X bodies. You know—the ones that survived four decades, several fashion disasters, and the complete betrayal of our metabolism.
Want a closer fit? Order your usual size.
Want a little breathing room? Go up one size.
Want it loose or oversized? Go up two sizes.
Want to tie a knot in the side? Go up two sizes so you have enough fabric.
Looking at you, Tiffany. We know you’re still gonna do it.
Check the size chart before ordering. The size on the tag is just a number—but unfortunately, the measurements brought receipts.
The Shirt Details
Made with soft, lightweight ring-spun cotton that feels good all year—whether you’re running errands, avoiding people, or sitting six feet from the television because that was somehow considered normal.
The classic unisex fit and crew neckline work with jeans, flannel, hoodies, and whatever else you grabbed off the chair.
Includes a pearlized tear-away label because Gen X already survived enough itchy clothing, plastic Halloween masks, and questionable polyester.
Solid colors are made with 100% ethically grown and harvested U.S. cotton. Heather and grey colors contain polyester blends.
Lightweight fabric at approximately 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)—without feeling like one of those paper-thin shirts that gives up after three washes.
Certified by OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 for tested safety and quality—because apparently products receive more supervision than we did.
Fabric blends vary by color:
Heather colors: 35% ring-spun cotton and 65% polyester
Sport Grey and Antique colors: 90% cotton and 10% polyester
Graphite Heather: 50% ring-spun cotton and 50% polyester
Comfortable, dependable, and built to last—just like Gen X, except this one comes with quality assurance.Made with soft, lightweight ring-spun cotton that feels good all year—whether you’re running errands, avoiding people, or sitting six feet from the television because that was somehow considered normal.
The classic unisex fit and crew neckline work with jeans, flannel, hoodies, and whatever else you grabbed off the chair.
Includes a pearlized tear-away label because Gen X already survived enough itchy clothing, plastic Halloween masks, and questionable polyester.
Solid colors are made with 100% ethically grown and harvested U.S. cotton. Heather and grey colors contain polyester blends.
Lightweight fabric at approximately 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)—without feeling like one of those paper-thin shirts that gives up after three washes.
Certified by OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 for tested safety and quality—because apparently products receive more supervision than we did.
Fabric blends vary by color:
Heather colors: 35% ring-spun cotton and 65% polyester
Sport Grey and Antique colors: 90% cotton and 10% polyester
Graphite Heather: 50% ring-spun cotton and 50% polyester
Comfortable, dependable, and built to last—just like Gen X, except this one comes with quality assurance.
Good To Know
Due to the natural properties of the fabric, the White color may appear slightly off-white rather than bright, refrigerator-appliance white.
Colors can also look slightly different depending on your screen settings. Apparently, even shirts photograph differently under flattering lighting. Who knew?
Please review the product photos, color options, and size chart before ordering. Measurements are the most reliable way to choose the fit you want.
Colors & Fabric Blends
The fabric blend varies by color because apparently even T-shirts refuse to fit neatly into one category.
Standard solid colors: 100% ring-spun U.S. cotton
Heather colors: 35% ring-spun cotton and 65% polyester
Sport Grey and Antique colors: 90% cotton and 10% polyester
Graphite Heather: 50% ring-spun cotton and 50% polyester
Solid shades have the classic softness and breathability of cotton. Heathered shades contain polyester, giving them a blended appearance and slightly different feel. This is normal—not evidence that the shirt switched identities during shipping.
A quick note about White: because of the fabric’s natural properties, it may appear slightly off-white rather than bright optical white. Think soft vintage white—not “somebody ignored the laundry instructions” white.
All colors use the same lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) fabric, making the tee comfortable year-round—whether you’re running errands, avoiding people, or sitting six feet from the television because that was once considered a perfectly reasonable viewing distance.
Nothing Behind Your Back
Remember when we didn’t call it “layering”? You put on your favorite graphic tee, threw an open flannel over it, and tied a hoodie around your waist because the weather forecast was whatever it looked like outside.
The graphic stayed visible up front, the flannel handled the cold, and the hoodie waited patiently until somebody’s mother turned down the thermostat.
That’s why every Feral By Design shirt is printed on the front with a clean back. Wear it alone, over a long-sleeve tee, under an open flannel, or beneath a hoodie when fall decides to change its mind halfway through the day.
All the personality stays up front. Nothing behind your back. Very Gen X.
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